Totally annoying

advert on my facebook page is annoying me 'Want a boyfriend?' it keeps saying. NO< I do not want a boyfriend, I want a 'man. A man! And do I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM, HELL NO, DO YOU SHAG ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

And this week, that time of the month where I dare not tell any man that I am on my period. Man will no doubt go and say.. not that time of the month is it? I hate it when women are on their 'periods'. Well, man, I hate having periods too, I feel for you.